I held the door open for a clown the other day ...

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Jason H.

I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

He'll come around eventually.

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What building in your town has the most stories?

The public library 📚.

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Jason H.

Why do astronauts use linux?

Because you can't open windows in space.

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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

Because, it would blow his cover.

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What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries 🍓.

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Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?

She was a little horse 🐎.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear 👂.

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Jason H.

I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.

He just didn’t cut it.

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What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange 🍊.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.

Now I can't read anything.

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