I held the door open for a clown the other day ...

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Jason H.

I just found out I'm colorblind.

The news came out of the purple!

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Jason H.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning.

That wasn't cool!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon πŸŒ™.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for fresh prints.

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What did the banana say to the dog?

Nothing, bananas can’t talk 🍌.

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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience πŸ₯’.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn’t born yet πŸ“.

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This morning, Siri said, "Don't call me Shirley."

I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

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What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?

The Space Bar.

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Not to brag but I made six figures last year.

I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

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Jason H.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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