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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
The banana wasn’t peeling well 
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Jason H.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep.
It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta 
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Jason H.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
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How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch 
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Jason H.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
You can see right through them 
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Jason H.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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What is a pony’s favorite juice?
She really likes lemon-neigh’d 
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Jason H.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
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What has lots of leaves but never actually grew?
A book 
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Jason H.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
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Why can't you play hockey with pigs?
They always hog the puck 
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What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom 
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Jason H.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?
A private tutor.
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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash 
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Jason H.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It's tearable.
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Where do elephants pack their clothes?
In their trunks 
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Jason H.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography.
I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
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What does bread do on vacation?
Loaf around 
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lol
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Jason H.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on 
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Jason H.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with.
She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells 
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